Dear Earthlings,
This is a confession. I’ve been residing in your planet for close to 34 years now. That’s roughly one year more than Jesus. But I’m not him. The only similarity we have is that we’re not from this planet. I can see why. Your planet really sucks.
I mean, I like the food and all [...]
Entries from March 2009
March 30, 2009
Dear Earthlings….
March 13, 2009
The Return of the King
Very quickly, name me the guy who won this year’s Buick Invitational.
Nobody cares. That’s the point, and I’ll be honest here: Golf is a really really boring game to watch. I’m serious. You see a guy hit a ball and then it either cuts to a commercial break or it just kinda follows other non-interesting [...]
